Battle Spoon

Food Fighter

DS&S will soon introduce the ultimate spork. Eating unidentifiable crap out of strange containers with military designations has never been so fun or so easy. And we even added a couple hex wrenches, a screw-driver and a knife blade - in case you have to unbolt the door of the bunker, cut your way through a gaggle of terrorists and unscrew something that needs unscrewed, before sitting down to eat.

Yeah baby. We know what you need.

NEWS RELEASE: We believe the Spoon to be the figment of overactive imaginations. Most sightings have been debunked as weather balloons, swamp gas - and even the planet Venus. Photographic evidence presented to us for verification has so far proven to be A7-D aircraft which have crashed during routine training missions. There was no loss of life during those missions and the crashes occurred in unpopulated areas. It was deemed reasonable to not inform the public in these matters, as in each case, it was purely an administrative, in-house problem and we have already cleared all debris and dealt with any environmental issues which may have resulted from these unfortunate routine accidents. But it is very important to reiterate that at no time was the public in any danger - there is no such thing as a "Battle Spoon" weapon, and people can feel secure in the fact that we are out here doing our jobs well with a highly motivated and highly trained staff.