Polisher Certification Course

Occasionally, a customer (who generally always become our friends) are given clearance to visit the Spork Cave - DS&S Tactical's main production facility, and "Black Helicopter Headquarters." Located deep beneath the New Mexico desert and patrolled by the fearsome Mime Squad and the massive sabertooth Cat-Dogs indigenous to the area, Spork Cave (or Sporkalot) is a sprawling matrix of tunnels reminiscent of a bad episode of Stargate SG-1.

Here with line-badges provided by Spork Central Processing and signed by Sporkgirl herself, our approved customers are given the opportunity to try their hand at the cutting-edge equipment used by DS&S to produce their legendary blades.

We make gear for legends ...

but sometimes we tell legends to get stuffed and make it themselves :)

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