Demonstrations

A City of Bones field knife stuck through a car windshield. Yeah baby.

Since our Mime Team sucks at testing knives, and the jugglers have all been tasered by Sporkgirl into the drooling half-conscious wrecks left in our juggling room, we have to have someone else test our sharp things.

We don't ask detailed questions, because in his mind, it either works or it doesn't. If it doesn't, we go back to the knife development staff and show them a group of photos depicting what remains of the jugglers.

The knife development staff then fix the problem. Usually.

Every now and then, however, Sporkgirl has to drag one of the jugglers out and demonstrate her persuasive skills. Car batteries work like tasers with the right imagination and a spare juggler.

Anyway, all the abuse endured by the sad jugglers and cringing knife development team, is generally due to the comments received from "The Tester."

The "Tester" generally says insightful things like, "NO THAT SUCKS. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? LOOK AT THIS - THIS NEEDS TO BE BETTER."

So, we work continually to clean up juggler drool, and get more detailed analysis out of the "Tester." See one of his rare full-length reviews on the CQBT series of knives on our main page.