Can't Sleep?

But it happens. Try buying knives. It's very relaxing and it gives you something fun to look forward to in the mail ! Oh sure, you could play World of Warcraft - or better yet, work as a night watchman, but it's all so confusing or all so boring. And of course, you could go outside and shoot a firearm at the moon, but those rounds almost certainly will not escape earth's gravitational pull and break orbit - let alone hit any celestial body including an empty pizza box stuffed out of the International Space Station. 

No, your expended ammo will return to Earth in a steep parabolic arc and probably perforate some poor sucker blearily watching QVC as a last resort, and wishing also for a cure to insomnia. Which you may have just given him. And indirectly you may also have helped yourself out. You will be sent to some nice State housing where you will get to have exciting showers - think of it as a waterpark. And you also get to bunk with a friendly guy named Ben Dover. Sorry. Least you'll be warm.

Anyway, look on the bright-side. Maybe you haven't got all stupid yet and gone outside with your piece un-holstered. That would be good. Best to save that ammo for a much more earth-bound and deserving target. 

In the meantime, buy knives. Buy our knives. You almost can't go wrong. If you don't run with them in your hand or stuck in your head, you might be OK. And you'll help to pay our mortgage - we'll be very happy at you for that.

As for the sleeplessness thing, .... well, I'm too exhausted to think about it.

But remember always - sleepless or not...

At DS&S, we build gear for legends.